(Would you buy a used car from this man?)
BRETT KAVANAUGH: a look inside the man behind the allegations
We here at Lesbian Lunch know when to jump on a story and we believe the time is now to jump on the band wagon and write our five cents on the nominee for supreme court justice.
Most times, these hearings are very boring, to the point we fall asleep at the first ding of the bell and wake up after hearing the words, HEY CLARENCE THOMAS, WE GOT A NEW SEX PREDATOR FOR YOU TO PLAY BRIDGE WITH!!!
I do know that being a justice is a big responsibility and being that the position is basically, TILL DEATH DO WE PART, it kind of nice to explore the background of a potential justice thoroughly, probably better than we vent our choices for presidents.
"Is he a serial killer?" IF YES, PLEASE MOVE ONTO THE NEXT CHOICE
So as of this writing, at least three people have stepped forward accusing Brett of some bad things.
Sexual assault among them.
When I was in school, I was taught that sexual assault ala rape and such were very bad.
"No try to stick your penis in someone who doesn't want it!" my teacher said before turning on the film, "NO TRY TO STICK YOUR PENIS IN SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T WANT IT!!!"
It pretty simple of a motto but some people fail to follow it.
One of his accusers, Christine Blasey Ford, will testify Thursday in an open hearing.
This is good news.
But there's people out there who say, "She's a liar!! Why didn't she report this 35 years ago when it happened?"
Maybe because she was too ashamed of having this event, even though it wasn't her fault, happen to her.
Maybe she was afraid people would call her a liar.
Maybe she is a liar and just wants to destroy this man's life and reputation.
Who knows but lets be given the chance to hear the evidence.
If it's not the truth, then, HELLO YOUR HONOR KAVANAUGH!!! CLARENCE IS IN THE BACK.....
But if it is the truth, lets find out now, before we anoint him and are stuck with him, the only way to get rid of him is by hiring a hit man named Freddy No-Nose!!
"Why ain't he got no nose?"
Stuck it into too many places it didn't belong!!
They should do that with people who try to stick their penises into people who don't want their dick inside of them!!
I know, crude, but true!!!
And that's my five cents. Don't like it, GET YOUR OWN NEWS SITE AND WRITE STUPID SHIT!!!
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